Halloween Cryptogram Jokes

Have you heard this Halloween joke?




The bad news is that the punch line has been encrypted. Every letter was changed to a different letter with a secret substitution code.

The good news is that you have the secret code! Here it is:

Every original orange letter was changed to the black letter below it.

Reverse the secret code to decipher the coded punch line.


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