Halloween Cryptogram Jokes

Have you heard this Halloween joke?
The punch line is encrypted - every letter was changed to a different letter. Reverse the secret code to see the punch line. Use the "How to Solve Cryptograms" and "Clue" buttons above if you get stuck.
In the punchline above, each letter you decode will turn orange.

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How do you make a witch itch? Take away her W! What do you call a ghost's mother and father? Transparents! What does a bird say on Halloween? Twick or tweet! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch What's the problem with twin witches? You can't tell which witch is which! Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? He had no body to dance with. What's a vampire's favorite dog? A bloodhound Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? Because it was a stake sandwich. What do you call a witch's garage? A broom closet When does a ghost have breakfast? In the moaning Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up. Why do mummies have so few friends? They're too wrapped up in themselves. Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid to relax and unwind. What do mummies like to listen to? Wrap music Why does Dracula have so few friends? Because he's a pain in the neck. Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank Which building does Dracula visit in New York City? The Vampire State Building What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts. Why don't angry witches ride their brooms? They're afraid of flying off the handle. What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones What kinds of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo-boos Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body Why do witches fly on brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy. What kind of streets do zombies like best? Dead ends Why didn't the zombie go to school? Because he felt rotten. What should you do when zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween. Where do ghosts like to swim? The Dead Sea What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch What do you call a serious rock? A gravestone Why is there a fence around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in. What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I'd like a beer and a mop! Why is a skeleton so mean? He doesn't have a heart. Why aren't there any famous skeletons? They're a bunch of no bodies. Who wins when a ghost and a zombie race? Nobody, they're dead even. Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them. Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead in life.