Halloween Cryptogram Jokes
A Free Online Word Game for Kids

What do you call a ghost's mother and father? Transparents! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? A sour-puss What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo What can't you give the headless horseman? A headache What's a vampireÕs favorite dog? A bloodhound What do you call a witch's garage? A broom closet What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist. What is as sharp as a vampires fang? His other fang What's the best way to catch an ear of corn? Use a cobweb. What kept Dracula's wife up all night? His coffin What's a mummy's favorite music? Wrap Music! What do you call a skeleton who wonÕt work? Lazy bones What kinds of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo-boos Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body What do you call a skeleton who tells jokes? A funny bone! What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A grave problem What kind of streets do zombies like best? Dead ends Where do ghosts like to swim? The Dead Sea What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch What do you call a serious rock? A gravestone What did the little ghost have in his rock collection? Tombstones What did the skeleton order with his drink? A mop What is a vampires least favorite food? Steak What do you call a witch's garage? A broom closet