Somebody encrypted the punch line of this Christmas joke! Every letter was changed to a different letter
using a secret substitution code. Do Santa a favor and reverse the code to reveal the punch line.
What do you get when you cross an Irish Setter with an English Pointer at Christmas? A Point Setter!
What do sheep say to each other at Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe!
What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? Your teeth!
What's red, white and blue at Christmas time? A sad candy cane!
What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker? My POP is bigger than yours!
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open 'til Christmas!
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? Ribbon Hood!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter Y!
What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
What's wrong with the Christmas alphabet? It has no EL!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrr!
What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii? O Tanning Palms!
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime? Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
What's the favorite Christmas Carol of new parents? Silent Night!
Why do mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping!
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws!
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle? Neither! Candles always burn shorter!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? He had low elf esteem.
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
What kind of pizza does Good King Wenceslas order? Deep pan, crisp and even.
Why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks? Because they're Santa's Star Bucks.
What do reindeers say before telling a joke? This one will sleigh you.
Where do polar bears vote? The North poll.
What nationality is Santa Claus? He's North Polish.
What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because it soots him.
Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs, of course.
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Kringle.
What's as big as Santa but weighs nothing? Santa's shadow!
Why does Santa have elves in his workshop? Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky? Looks like rain, dear.
How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate? He has a black belt.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!